So far I haven't mutated into anything. And while I'm still uncommonly hungry, I'm not quite so abnormally outrageously hungry. So yeah, no tail or anything yet.
Ooooh, if I'm not mutating into anything, another explanation is that I've become the host for a microscopic alien and it's what's using up all the energy.
Said alien would probably be better off if it'd chosen someone who actually liked making food.
My computer is broken. *goes and whimpers softly* The fan completely died. This is actually good timing because I'll be away visiting my sister and won't be thinking about my computer. But no digital art. No more music every waking moment. No more...protection.

Don't laugh at me, but you would not believe how defenseless I am without my computer. I'm a Timelord without my Tardis. A time-traveling alien without my time-traveling spaceship. I'm an artist without my canvas. I'm a warrior without my shield and sword. And yes, since you were wondering, I am far to dependent on my computer.
So. Yeah. Just don't expect anything from me.
You guys be good while I'm gone.
Jay